Moby, the World’s Largest Dildo, the Biggest Dildo Yet

Check out the worlds largest dildo, the biggest ever: the infamous Moby. Just when you thought your ex was the biggest prick, along comes the real deal. Unbelievable.

Moby the Dick, the Worlds Largest Dildo

Moby is as realistic as it gets for a three-foot-tall sex toy. Get to know Moby a little bit. We put together some details and information about the product. You can learn about its size, what it’s made of, where to find the worlds largest dildo, and more.

Whether you are interested in purchasing Moby the Dick, or you are morbidly curious about the mere existence of a three-foot-tall dildo, we have the information you’re looking for.

Characteristics of the Moby

• It weighs a whopping 51 pounds!
• Moby is made from PVC.
• It is 35.5 inches tall—just .5 inches from 3’!
• The actual “insertable” length is 30 inches.
• Moby is manufactured with a daring 25.5-inch girth.
• Comes in “Flesh” and “Black” colors.

Biggest Dildo Ever

At nearly 36 inches, Moby certainly corners the market. Let’s face it, even if there is bigger out there—does that count as a “dildo,” or are we looking more at “statue”? 

Three-foot-long is nothing to scoff at! It’s 1/5th the height of the average adult giraffe. 

The circumference is 25.5 inches. We said girth matters, and the manufacturer, Master Cock, listened! 

What we’re trying to say is that the Moby is really, really big. 

Some may consider Moby “too big.” We may agree with those people. However, there are always uses for a giant PVC dick.

Unofficial World Record

There does not appear to be a Guinness World Records entry for “World’s Largest Dildo.” In fact, there are no dildo-related records listed, though there is a curious entry for “world’s largest toilet-related item collection,” which seems vastly less useful.

In light of this fact, we have to search the web to find the answer on whether Moby is genuinely the biggest.

 While another company erected (pun intended) a twelve-foot phallus in 2016, they stated that it was for promotional purposes only. 

Therefore, we believe it is safe to say that Moby The Dick holds the unofficial world record for being the world’s largest dildo. 

Where to Buy the World’s Biggest Dildo

If you’ve made it this far and you just have to see what the hype is about, there are a few places on the web where you can purchase this giant dildo.

Be warned that any links will go directly to product pages and that there may be explicit content on those pages or any pages related to them.

Extreme Restraints offers Moby the Dick in both colors.

The appropriately named Big Sex Toys website also carries both colors: flesh and black. However, the pricing on this website is roughly double the other prices we have found.

Kinky Toy Store offers Moby the Dick online.

These are just a few examples of the places you can find Moby the Dick. Use caution when searching for Moby. You may end up on the wrong side of the internet.

Regardless of where you purchase Moby the Dick, you are not looking at traditional dildo prices.

A giant dildo must be accompanied by a giant wallet. Except for one website above, everywhere we have found Moby online has priced him between $600 and $700. That’s an expensive toy!

Let’s Get Real, Sex with a Really Big Dildo

The question you have all been wondering: Is Moby usable?

The answer is mostly no.

The primary purpose of a toy like this is for novelty. 

You can use it as decoration, a conversation piece, a coat rack, a photo prop, or for countless other uses.

We noted one reviewer on Amazon who stated that they used it as a scratching post for cats. 

While there are many non-sexual reasons you may want to purchase a three-foot-tall dildo, it can also bring excitement into your bedroom. 

Moby the Dick is made to appear realistic, which is a plus.

You and/or your partner may need to get creative to incorporate Moby into your sex life. 

However, yes. A very select few have been brave enough to attempt to use the Moby. It is possible, but it will require practice, and there are some safety concerns. 

Please do not attempt to use this product if you aren’t sure of what you are doing. We suggest lots of research before trying to use the Moby in this manner! Safety first.

Giant Moby Dildo Alternatives

If Moby the three-foot dildo appeals to you, but you are also relatively sane and not interested in spending close to a thousand dollars on something that may harm you physically, there are alternatives to this giant dildo.

We took a look at a few available products on the web to provide you with some alternatives to Moby, the huge three-foot dildo.

The company Bad Dragon makes extra-large “fantasy” dildos, such as the 15″ Stan. 

Mr. Hankey’s Toys also has a large model, the Goliath, which measures 14.25” in length. While it’s less than half the size of Moby, that’s still pretty darn big.

There are lots of products available on Amazon that may suit your needs.

Another popular option is Doc Johnson. This model is much more affordable than the Moby, but only one-quarter the length. 

Whatever you choose to purchase, make sure to do your research so that you know what to expect!

Final Thoughts on the Worlds Largest Dildo

Moby the Dick is the worlds largest dildo model that is sure to bring some excitement into your life. Whether that excitement is in the bedroom as a sexual aid or in the living room as a conversation starter is up to you!

This three-foot dildo will undoubtedly get a reaction out of anybody who comes into (any kind of) contact with it. 

While it comes with a massive price tag, we believe that it’s worth the investment.